Forget about flying high in April— Solana cat meme coin CatWifHat took your $100 on May 4th this year, said, “May the force be with you,” then turned around in 29 days and gave you back your Benjamin with nine of his friends for a solid $959 profit on your hundred dollar principle.In exactly 29 days.
Could Ethereum’s new cat meme on the block, Kai Cat Coin, be the next one that hits like this?
On May 4, CatWifHat traded for $0.0000002118 per Solana $CWIF token on crypto exchanges like Poloniex, LBank, Coinstore, and Bitrue, according to data from CoinMarketCap.
By June 2, the thing had lost a zero.
Every time a math coin loses a zero, a thousand crypto noobies get their wings.
Trading for $0.000002245 on crypto exchanges that day, the coin had made investors a 10 times gain on their investment in 29 days.
Your Teachers Taught You To Ignore Crypto
All your life your teachers said you will need to be able to do math in your head because you won’t always just have a calculator in your pocket.
But they didn’t know about what Steve Jobs was about to do with Apple Computers that would put a calculator in every man, woman, and child’s pocket in the world, along with a cordless phone, GPS, web browser, camera, flashlight, and stopwatch timer.
And they didn’t know you would someday be able to copy/paste “0.000002245 / 0.0000002118 = ” into Google and do the math and research that has been changing lives out here in the 2020s where everything your teachers taught you was completely wrong.
They also told you don’t ever get snookered by a get rich quick scheme because they are always too good to be true.
But my friends, they just didn’t know back in the 1990s– they didn’t even know in the 2010s yet, very few understood– the global financial melt-up that was about to happen.
Seeing the U.S. government’s budgets balloon into the trillions was a clue for some investors early on in the 21st century, but it wasn’t this easy, safe, and supremely moral and ethical to get rich this fast until practically yesterday.
Math And $KAI Cat Coin Are Your Teacher Now
Your dad had to yell at you every time you moved the thermostat so he could scrape together enough for Wall Street’s stock exchanges to turn $100 into a $108 in 356 days–
—then into $98 over the next 365 days, and then into $125 after yet another 12 months of not spending his hard-earned money in order to capitalize U.S. businesses for some profit.
Most of your teachers, if they were reading this with you now, would likely come up with some excuse not to take seriously the opportunity staring investors down from their laptops and phone screens ever since everyone and their mom Googled “bitcoin price” in Dec. 2017.
They still think it’s too good to be true. If only they were curious enough to do a little more research before outright dismissing something so conspicuous as the kind of profits investors have been making for capitalizing blockchains like Bitcoin and Ethereum.
Then they might eat the $50 Ethereum transaction fee for $100, $250, or even $550 or $1,500 worth of Kai Cat Coin ($KAI), a new Ethereum liquidity meme coin that capitalizes the world’s leading DeFi blockchain and provides investors with staking and rewards.
Kai Cat Is In Presale At a Fixed Low Price Until The End Of June.
After That The Market Will Decide What Price It Commands.
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